The Girl Who Drank Too Much Coffee

I just finished reading The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, that Swedish mystery/thriller by Stieg Larsson that everyone was raving about last year. Currently, everyone’s raving about the second Larsson book that just came out, The Girl Who Played with Fire.

By “everyone,” I guess I mean the book blogs I read.

Despite all the hype though, or maybe because of it, I didn’t really dig it too much. I don’t think this was just me being a literary fiction snob, either. I’ve been reading a decent amount of mysteries and crime fiction lately, but this one strained my tolerance for cheesiness at times.

For one, the dialogue read pretty stilted to me, though I guess you could blame that on the translator. I’m also thinking of the Lisbeth Salander character, a twenty-something punk girl who can hack into anyone’s computer she chooses (don’t get me started on how computer hackers are treated like magicians in books like this), and of course falls in love with the hero, a middle-aged journalist who never does one unlikable thing throughout the whole kinda-too-long novel.

Mainly, though, I’m thinking about the coffee. I don’t know if it’s a cultural thing, or just a quirk of Larsson’s writing, but everyone is drinking coffee in this novel. All the time. Either drinking coffee, or putting on water for coffee, or talking about putting on water for coffee. I’m willing to bet that, on average, the word “coffee” shows up every five pages. Somebody get a Kindle and verify that for me.

And as a coffee fan myself, I’m trying to figure out how they were all preparing the coffee. French press? Moka pot? Drip? Sometimes the coffee seems to appear instantly, and sometimes a person “puts on the water” and then takes a shower while waiting.

And what variety of coffee? When two characters sit down and have a beer together, Larsson specifies that they’re drinking pilseners. But does Mikael Blomkvist enjoy Colombian coffee, or Ethiopian?

Yeah, sure, there was a disappearance of a young girl, and a series of murders, blah blah blah, but this was the mystery that kept me up at night. The coffee.

Homebrew!

If you’re one of the lucky ones following ye olde twitter, you know I’ve been attempting to brew my own beer these past few months. I’m growing more and more obsessed with the process.

Knowing how fascinated the entire Information Superhighway has been with my efforts, I’ve been taking pictures. Yesterday I finally put some shots up on flickr.

Now you can see me make beer from the comfort and safety of your own home! Which is probably a good place to be since, as you can see in the photo, sometimes the pot boils over and malt extract gets everywhere…